Wear it loud, wear it proud, and let the world know: your stocks are (allegedly) up and performing—just like your... well, you get it. You're welcome, world.
The "My Stocks Are Up and Performing" tee is the ultimate nod to the WallStreetBets crowd and Finance Bros of the world, where diamond hands reign and portfolio gains are totally real (or at least sound that way).
Crafted from a soft and durable 60% cotton and 40% polyester blend, this classic-fit tee is as smooth as your best trade (or your best excuse). Whether you’re flexing in the group chat, riding the next meme stock wave, or just trying to convince everyone you really timed the market perfectly, this shirt says it all—no actual proof required.
Features that hold strong:
60% combed, ring-spun cotton and 40% polyester blend for ultimate comfort
Classic fit with a crewneck and 1x1 baby rib collar for everyday wear
Durable fabric, because even if your stocks don’t last, your shirt will
