Because smart investing never goes out of style—even in the afterlife. The goth-inspired "Index Funds & Chill" tee features the metal "horns" skeleton hand design, adding an edgy twist to your favorite financial mantra. Perfect for those who know that passive income is eternal and a solid portfolio is forever.
Crafted from a soft yet durable 60% cotton and 40% polyester blend, this tee delivers comfort with a side of attitude. The classic fit and crewneck design make it a versatile piece, whether you’re crunching numbers, hitting the town, or plotting your next move in both style and finance.
Features to die for:
60% combed, ring-spun cotton and 40% polyester blend for a lightweight, comfy feel
Classic fit with a crewneck and 1x1 baby rib collar for a polished look
Tear-away label for ultimate comfort
Durable fabric that can handle the ups and downs—just like a good ETF
Get ready to haunt the markets and chill in style with a shirt that proves finance can have a dark side.
